Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

Good News for E-Harmony

Good News for E-Harmony

To quote Anthony Newley, "Stop the world I want to get off."

Edifice Complex

Edifice Complex

Look out, Abe. You're next!

Schrödinger's Biden

Schrödinger's Biden

And, it's only Thursday.

Open The Pod Bay Doors...

Open The Pod Bay Doors...

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

Trump Defensive Syndrome

Trump Defensive Syndrome

How did we get so nasty with one another?

Grab 'Em By the Beaver

Grab 'Em By the Beaver

"When you're a star they let you do it."

An RFK Jr Certifiability Reminder

An RFK Jr Certifiability Reminder

In case you forgot who we're dealing with here.

Sacre Bleu! More Merde!

Sacre Bleu! More Merde!

I'm beginning to think Stormy was right.

Oh, Canada!

Just keep your Molson's, you ingrates.

"Save Yo' Confederate Money, Boys..."

"Save Yo' Confederate Money, Boys..."

Wherein we discuss Glenn Beck and the Civil War.

Bad Planning As An Art Form

Bad Planning As An Art Form

Yep, they're always fighting the last war. Or the one before that.

Hey, It's Only Money, Right?

Hey, It's Only Money, Right?

"Go, and never darken my towels again!"

My Melancholy Bibi

International Politics

My Melancholy Bibi

Yeah, I used that title before. But it's even worse now.

Can We Handle The Truth?

Can We Handle The Truth?

It would be nice to try.

"Mr. President! They'll See the Big Board!"

"Mr. President! They'll See the Big Board!"

Well, kids, here we go thinking the unthinkable.

Congress In Over Its Head

Congress In Over Its Head

A very easy bar to clear.

Are the End Times Near?

Are the End Times Near?

Politically and automotively, I'm worried.

Cuba Libre!

I'm in favor of the drink, not the invasion.

Physician, Investigate Thyself

Physician, Investigate Thyself

What about those paper ballots with bamboo in them, eh?

The Red Menace

When in doubt, shout "Commie!"

Your Last Car

Logically you know it's coming, but it's strange nonetheless.

Can We Issue a Red Card now?

Can We Issue a Red Card now?

Who'd have thought he could screw up both Independence Day and the World Cup in just one weekend.

They Make LBJ Look Like Goldwater

They Make LBJ Look Like Goldwater

Democrats are feeling their oats. And they'll be forced to eat them.

Texas Rewrites, Well, Everything

Texas Rewrites, Well, Everything

Can't afford a religious private school? Texas can help.

President Narcissus

President Narcissus

It's now officially silly. And destructive.